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I am becoming a figure skating football fan.

I am becoming a figure skating football fan.

Hm. This would be a great place for a clever joke that combines figure skating and football terminology. I know nothing about football, […]

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  • June 19, 2020
  • 4 min
My sister bought a selfie stick.

My sister bought a selfie stick.

My first thought? I wonder how she’s going to manage to injure herself with that. My second thought? I wonder if it’s […]

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  • June 12, 2020
  • 4 min
There is a pair of black gloves in my closet.

There is a pair of black gloves in my closet.

The first time I noticed them folded neatly on top of each other on the shelf, I nearly stumbled backward out of […]

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  • June 5, 2020
  • 6 min
Which. Fanyu. Is he?

Which. Fanyu. Is he?

Author’s Note: This was written in the summer of 2018; therefore, the timeline and duration of “Yuzuru Hanyu Radio Silence” does not align […]

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  • May 29, 2020
  • 10 min
I’ve started censoring myself.

I’ve started censoring myself.

And not in the way perhaps my sister should censor herself. No, I’ve started cutting out some very basic language from my everyday […]

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  • May 29, 2020
  • 2 min
THERE’S A GLOBAL PANDEMIC…and Yuzu is wearing shoes indoors.

THERE’S A GLOBAL PANDEMIC…and Yuzu is wearing shoes indoors.

Originally released in May of 2020 on the FanyuFanme Facebook Page, this special 4-part blog series was all about the JSF Skate […]

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  • May 18, 2020
  • 12 min
ありがとう、羽生先生![Thank you, Professor Hanyu!]

ありがとう、羽生先生![Thank you, Professor Hanyu!]

I mentioned that I belong to a Japanese Learning Group. I may have omitted one tiny bit of information about this group. It […]

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  • May 15, 2020
  • 8 min
My sister has told all her friends about Chansung.

My sister has told all her friends about Chansung.

She’s also told all her co-workers about Chansung. She told a Starbucks cup about Chansung. To which the cup replied, “I once had […]

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  • May 8, 2020
  • 6 min
Fanyus (much like HIPAA) are for REAL.

Fanyus (much like HIPAA) are for REAL.

Shortly after the Olympics ended, I started having Yuzuru Withdrawal. Okay, so maybe the withdrawal started the moment he stepped off the […]

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  • May 1, 2020
  • 10 min
If I could have any super hero ability, I’d want the ability of half-assness.

If I could have any super hero ability, I’d want the ability of half-assness.

My life would be so much easier. As it currently stands, everything I do is a challenge to achieve at the level […]

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  • April 24, 2020
  • 7 min

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The Answer is Still Gyoza.
This Blue Marble
Can I Still Love Yuzu?
Pretty Face Yuzu
Gacha Yuzu
Portal to Yuzu. (AKA “My Prologue Thesis”)
I can’t keep up with Yuzu.
Even Yuzu didn’t cry.
Yuzu’s eyes heal our hearts…in six seconds.
Yuzu is winning ice shows.
I hope Yuzu shops at the 24/7 FanyuMart.
Missing Yuzu.
Two degrees from Yuzu.
Love to Yuzu. Love to Japan.
But then, Yuzu said, “ちょっと待って…”
I wish someone would ask Yuzu about the Quad Axel.
I’m sending Yuzu a card for Boss’s Day.
There’s a pileup on the Figure Skating Fan Freeway.

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This is a work of fiction.  While some portions are based on true events, certain names have been changed and some characters, incidents, timelines, locations, dialogues and events have been fictionalized or are the product of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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