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I waited in line 30 minutes on Black Friday to buy a Christmas present…for Arima.

I waited in line 30 minutes on Black Friday to buy a Christmas present…for Arima.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This was written during Thanksgiving of 2018, shortly after Yuzu was injured at the Rostelecom Cup. I went to three […]

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  • December 4, 2020
  • 5 min
It’s 1 AM…and Yuzu just fell.

It’s 1 AM…and Yuzu just fell.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This was written during the November 2018 Rostelecom Cup. Fanyus watching the world over gasped in one epic, international moment […]

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  • November 27, 2020
  • 4 min
Yesterday was my birthday.

Yesterday was my birthday.

And while I made the effort to be a “real” person by making “real” plans with “real” people, Mother Nature decided I […]

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  • November 20, 2020
  • 8 min
Pimsleur taught me how to say in Japanese, “I would like a boy.”

Pimsleur taught me how to say in Japanese, “I would like a boy.”

I guess they realized we were getting ahead of ourselves with “Where is my husband?”. もっとゆっくりお願いします [More slowly please], Pimsleur! I believe in […]

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  • November 6, 2020
  • 10 min
Good news. Canada and I are back on speaking terms.

Good news. Canada and I are back on speaking terms.

It took less than a day for 2018AutumnClassicGate to come to an amicable end. And, as expected, it’s all thanks to Japan. While […]

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  • October 30, 2020
  • 2 min
It’s official. Canada hates me.

It’s official. Canada hates me.

Author’s Note: This was written in September of 2018. As much as I wish it was accurate to say that Yuzu is going […]

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  • October 16, 2020
  • 6 min
I’m considering making Yuzuru Hanyu my emergency contact.

I’m considering making Yuzuru Hanyu my emergency contact.

Think about it. Hospitals must work pretty hard to reach someone’s emergency contact in the case of, you know, an emergency. I think […]

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  • September 4, 2020
  • 6 min
[This post intentionally left untitled.]

[This post intentionally left untitled.]

There has been a lot of speculation over what this blog will be titled. [Spoiler Alert: It becomes “Yuzuru Hanyu is My Emergency […]

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  • August 28, 2020
  • 4 min
My sister’s texts are getting aggressive.

My sister’s texts are getting aggressive.

And lame friends do nothing but feed the aggression. Just so happens she has some pretty lame friends. Who doesn’t? One of my […]

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  • August 21, 2020
  • 4 min
It must be Friday because I’m wearing mascara.

It must be Friday because I’m wearing mascara.

It’s not because I have more time to get ready on Friday mornings. It’s not because Fridays are special at work. It’s not […]

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  • August 14, 2020
  • 6 min

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Portal to Yuzu. (AKA “My Prologue Thesis”)
I can’t keep up with Yuzu.
Even Yuzu didn’t cry.
Yuzu’s eyes heal our hearts…in six seconds.
Yuzu is winning ice shows.
I hope Yuzu shops at the 24/7 FanyuMart.
Missing Yuzu.
Two degrees from Yuzu.
Love to Yuzu. Love to Japan.
But then, Yuzu said, “ちょっと待って…”
I wish someone would ask Yuzu about the Quad Axel.
I’m sending Yuzu a card for Boss’s Day.
There’s a pileup on the Figure Skating Fan Freeway.

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This is a work of fiction.  While some portions are based on true events, certain names have been changed and some characters, incidents, timelines, locations, dialogues and events have been fictionalized or are the product of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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