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My sister’s texts are getting aggressive.

And lame friends do nothing but feed the aggression. Just so happens she has some pretty lame friends. Who doesn’t? One of my […]

It’s not because I have more time to get ready on Friday mornings. It’s not because Fridays are special at work. It’s not […]

And, apparently, I live an hour away from myself. That’s right. While my sister doesn’t interact with Chansung fans, I have found my […]

In fact, she doesn’t play with them at all. She divvies them out. Let’s say there are a million fans of the K-pop […]

That’s right. He might as well have brought it over from Japan and handed it to me with his own two (gloved) hands. […]

The other day on Facebook, the very first post in my news feed was surrounded by exclamation points and alarm emojis. No, […]

I don’t know who was more mortified–me or him. Similar to the time they rushed Yuzu into the underbelly of the rink […]

Because I would say in the past six months I have heard Yuzuru Hanyu’s voice more than most people have heard their […]

Hm. This would be a great place for a clever joke that combines figure skating and football terminology. I know nothing about football, […]

My first thought? I wonder how she’s going to manage to injure herself with that. My second thought? I wonder if it’s […]