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There has been a lot of speculation over what this blog will be titled. [Spoiler Alert: It becomes “Yuzuru Hanyu is My Emergency […]

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  • August 28, 2020
  • 4 min
My sister’s texts are getting aggressive.

My sister’s texts are getting aggressive.

And lame friends do nothing but feed the aggression. Just so happens she has some pretty lame friends. Who doesn’t? One of my […]

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  • August 21, 2020
  • 4 min
It must be Friday because I’m wearing mascara.

It must be Friday because I’m wearing mascara.

It’s not because I have more time to get ready on Friday mornings. It’s not because Fridays are special at work. It’s not […]

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  • August 14, 2020
  • 6 min
My Fanyu Clone is searching my Yuzugraphic Memory.

My Fanyu Clone is searching my Yuzugraphic Memory.

And, apparently, I live an hour away from myself. That’s right. While my sister doesn’t interact with Chansung fans, I have found my […]

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  • August 7, 2020
  • 8 min
My sister doesn’t play well with other Chansung fans.

My sister doesn’t play well with other Chansung fans.

In fact, she doesn’t play with them at all. She divvies them out. Let’s say there are a million fans of the K-pop […]

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  • July 31, 2020
  • 6 min
Yuzuru has given me a gift.

Yuzuru has given me a gift.

That’s right. He might as well have brought it over from Japan and handed it to me with his own two (gloved) hands. […]

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  • July 24, 2020
  • 6 min
I now know what it feels like to belong to a swarm of killer bees.

I now know what it feels like to belong to a swarm of killer bees.

The other day on Facebook, the very first post in my news feed was surrounded by exclamation points and alarm emojis. No, […]

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  • July 17, 2020
  • 4 min
THERE’S A GLOBAL PANDEMIC…and the ISU is giving awards to anyone but Yuzu.

THERE’S A GLOBAL PANDEMIC…and the ISU is giving awards to anyone but Yuzu.

Originally released in July of 2020 on the FanyuFanme Facebook Page, this special 5-part blog series was all about the ISU Figure […]

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  • July 6, 2020
  • 11 min
Arima’s arm fell off.

Arima’s arm fell off.

I don’t know who was more mortified–me or him.   Similar to the time they rushed Yuzu into the underbelly of the rink […]

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  • July 3, 2020
  • 3 min
I wonder how many hours you can watch one person before some type of common law marriage goes into effect…

I wonder how many hours you can watch one person before some type of common law marriage goes into effect…

Because I would say in the past six months I have heard Yuzuru Hanyu’s voice more than most people have heard their […]

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  • June 26, 2020
  • 5 min

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The Answer is Still Gyoza.
This Blue Marble
Can I Still Love Yuzu?
Pretty Face Yuzu
Gacha Yuzu
Portal to Yuzu. (AKA “My Prologue Thesis”)
I can’t keep up with Yuzu.
Even Yuzu didn’t cry.
Yuzu’s eyes heal our hearts…in six seconds.
Yuzu is winning ice shows.
I hope Yuzu shops at the 24/7 FanyuMart.
Missing Yuzu.
Two degrees from Yuzu.
Love to Yuzu. Love to Japan.
But then, Yuzu said, “ちょっと待って…”
I wish someone would ask Yuzu about the Quad Axel.
I’m sending Yuzu a card for Boss’s Day.
There’s a pileup on the Figure Skating Fan Freeway.

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