Yuzuru Hanyu is My Emergency Contact – Page 8 – Yuzuru Hanyu is My Emergency Contact

My Fanyu Clone is searching my Yuzugraphic Memory.

And, apparently, I live an hour away from myself. That’s right. While my sister doesn’t interact with Chansung fans, I have found my […]

In fact, she doesn’t play with them at all. She divvies them out. Let’s say there are a million fans of the K-pop […]

That’s right. He might as well have brought it over from Japan and handed it to me with his own two (gloved) hands. […]

The other day on Facebook, the very first post in my news feed was surrounded by exclamation points and alarm emojis. No, […]

I don’t know who was more mortified–me or him. Similar to the time they rushed Yuzu into the underbelly of the rink […]

Because I would say in the past six months I have heard Yuzuru Hanyu’s voice more than most people have heard their […]

Hm. This would be a great place for a clever joke that combines figure skating and football terminology. I know nothing about football, […]

My first thought? I wonder how she’s going to manage to injure herself with that. My second thought? I wonder if it’s […]

The first time I noticed them folded neatly on top of each other on the shelf, I nearly stumbled backward out of […]

Author’s Note: This was written in the summer of 2018; therefore, the timeline and duration of “Yuzuru Hanyu Radio Silence” does not align […]