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Month: June 2020

I wonder how many hours you can watch one person before some type of common law marriage goes into effect…

I wonder how many hours you can watch one person before some type of common law marriage goes into effect…

Because I would say in the past six months I have heard Yuzuru Hanyu’s voice more than most people have heard their […]

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  • June 26, 2020
  • 5 min
I am becoming a figure skating football fan.

I am becoming a figure skating football fan.

Hm. This would be a great place for a clever joke that combines figure skating and football terminology. I know nothing about football, […]

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  • June 19, 2020
  • 4 min
My sister bought a selfie stick.

My sister bought a selfie stick.

My first thought? I wonder how she’s going to manage to injure herself with that. My second thought? I wonder if it’s […]

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  • June 12, 2020
  • 4 min
There is a pair of black gloves in my closet.

There is a pair of black gloves in my closet.

The first time I noticed them folded neatly on top of each other on the shelf, I nearly stumbled backward out of […]

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  • June 5, 2020
  • 6 min

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ALL Past Posts!

The Answer is Still Gyoza.
This Blue Marble
Can I Still Love Yuzu?
Pretty Face Yuzu
Gacha Yuzu
Portal to Yuzu. (AKA “My Prologue Thesis”)
I can’t keep up with Yuzu.
Even Yuzu didn’t cry.
Yuzu’s eyes heal our hearts…in six seconds.
Yuzu is winning ice shows.
I hope Yuzu shops at the 24/7 FanyuMart.
Missing Yuzu.
Two degrees from Yuzu.
Love to Yuzu. Love to Japan.
But then, Yuzu said, “ちょっと待って…”
I wish someone would ask Yuzu about the Quad Axel.
I’m sending Yuzu a card for Boss’s Day.
There’s a pileup on the Figure Skating Fan Freeway.

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