Yuzuru Hanyu is My Emergency Contact

How can we be expected to handle Yuzuru Hanyu?

I ask this question in all honesty. He is unhandleable. In every way. [If you aren’t a fan of Yuzu and/or are […]

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This was written in 2018 after Yuzu was injured at the Rostelecom Cup. It has now been 20 days since […]

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This was written during Thanksgiving of 2018, shortly after Yuzu was injured at the Rostelecom Cup. I went to three […]

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This was written during the November 2018 Rostelecom Cup. Fanyus watching the world over gasped in one epic, international moment […]

And while I made the effort to be a “real” person by making “real” plans with “real” people, Mother Nature decided I […]

I guess they realized we were getting ahead of ourselves with “Where is my husband?”. もっとゆっくりお願いします [More slowly please], Pimsleur! I believe in […]

It took less than a day for 2018AutumnClassicGate to come to an amicable end. And, as expected, it’s all thanks to Japan. While […]

Author’s Note: This was written in September of 2018. As much as I wish it was accurate to say that Yuzu is going […]

Originally released in September of 2020 on the FanyuFanme Facebook Page, this special 4-part blog series was all about Yuzu’s decision to […]

Think about it. Hospitals must work pretty hard to reach someone’s emergency contact in the case of, you know, an emergency. I think […]