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I. Am. Going. To. SEE. Yuzu.

I. Am. Going. To. SEE. Yuzu.

Author’s Note: This post was written prior to the 2019 Autumn Classic in Toronto. FanyuFanme hopes (wishes, prays…) to one day see […]

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  • July 9, 2021
  • 5 min
STARTING JULY 9: FanyuFanme Goes Back in Time…TO SEE YUZU.

STARTING JULY 9: FanyuFanme Goes Back in Time…TO SEE YUZU.

Distance to Sochi: 5,822 miles Distance to Tokyo: 6,628 miles Distance to Osaka: 6,815 miles Distance to FanyuFanme’s Autumn Classic 2019 Memories: […]

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  • July 2, 2021
  • 1 min
There’s nothing quite like Yuzuru Vague-yu.

There’s nothing quite like Yuzuru Vague-yu.

Who has been interviewed more than Yuzuru Hanyu? I would venture very few people. Who has managed to reveal less information in […]

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  • May 21, 2021
  • 6 min
June Cleaver didn’t need a photo of Yuzu.

June Cleaver didn’t need a photo of Yuzu.

But I bet she would’ve liked one anyway. As we move further and further away from classic-TV wives vacuuming in high heels […]

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  • May 14, 2021
  • 5 min
Yuzu ran his fingers through his hair and caused a paradigm shift in the Fanyus.

Yuzu ran his fingers through his hair and caused a paradigm shift in the Fanyus.

Author’s Note: This entry was written in the Summer of 2019. We kicked off a new season of Fantasy on Ice last […]

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  • January 8, 2021
  • 8 min
How can we be expected to handle Yuzuru Hanyu?

How can we be expected to handle Yuzuru Hanyu?

I ask this question in all honesty.  He is unhandleable. In every way.  [If you aren’t a fan of Yuzu and/or are […]

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  • December 19, 2020
  • 11 min
I waited in line 30 minutes on Black Friday to buy a Christmas present…for Arima.

I waited in line 30 minutes on Black Friday to buy a Christmas present…for Arima.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This was written during Thanksgiving of 2018, shortly after Yuzu was injured at the Rostelecom Cup. I went to three […]

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  • December 4, 2020
  • 5 min
I’m considering making Yuzuru Hanyu my emergency contact.

I’m considering making Yuzuru Hanyu my emergency contact.

Think about it. Hospitals must work pretty hard to reach someone’s emergency contact in the case of, you know, an emergency. I think […]

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  • September 4, 2020
  • 6 min
It must be Friday because I’m wearing mascara.

It must be Friday because I’m wearing mascara.

It’s not because I have more time to get ready on Friday mornings. It’s not because Fridays are special at work. It’s not […]

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  • August 14, 2020
  • 6 min
I now know what it feels like to belong to a swarm of killer bees.

I now know what it feels like to belong to a swarm of killer bees.

The other day on Facebook, the very first post in my news feed was surrounded by exclamation points and alarm emojis. No, […]

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  • July 17, 2020
  • 4 min

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ALL Past Posts!

The Answer is Still Gyoza.
This Blue Marble
Can I Still Love Yuzu?
Pretty Face Yuzu
Gacha Yuzu
Portal to Yuzu. (AKA “My Prologue Thesis”)
I can’t keep up with Yuzu.
Even Yuzu didn’t cry.
Yuzu’s eyes heal our hearts…in six seconds.
Yuzu is winning ice shows.
I hope Yuzu shops at the 24/7 FanyuMart.
Missing Yuzu.
Two degrees from Yuzu.
Love to Yuzu. Love to Japan.
But then, Yuzu said, “ちょっと待って…”
I wish someone would ask Yuzu about the Quad Axel.
I’m sending Yuzu a card for Boss’s Day.
There’s a pileup on the Figure Skating Fan Freeway.

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This is a work of fiction.  While some portions are based on true events, certain names have been changed and some characters, incidents, timelines, locations, dialogues and events have been fictionalized or are the product of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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